Germ Warrior Gifts

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

Hand sanitizer

'The pandemic is here!!!'

MRSA Risk.

Germaphobes Anonymous.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

"There's a lot of this going around."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Man with a temperature.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I'll tell you why you never catch cold. There isn't a germ that could live with you.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Handy chart

Masks protect against covid

"I ordered a lot of disinfecting wipes for our phone, keyboard, neighbors, kids..."

#prevention

"Did you wash your hands?"

Dangers of contagion from parties

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

"I don't think the Wilsons wash their hands much. They still have winter-themed hand soap in their bathroom."

"Haw-haw! Is that all you got..? Really?!"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Covid Regulations in Cuban Schools

Having a Cold

Face Masks and Covid

Wash your hands

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

'Can I get the swine flu vaccine?' - 'Are you in a high risk group?' - 'Not really.' - 'Then, sorry, no.' - 'What if I was pregnant?' - 'Next patient!'

COVID-19 safty tips

'Whatever is going around can always find a home in Leroy.'

Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook Rules To Live By? Not really. While you were talking, I was pretending to type what you said, but I was actually playing a video game on my phone. I can't strangle you because I don't want to touch your cold-and-flu ridden corpus. One of those moments I just relish.