Germ Wrangler Gifts

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Hey there big fella. You're not here just for a bit of vacuuming are you?"

Center for Disease Control. This is a great place to work --- but calling in sick is almost trouble than it's worth.

Infectious Disease Control: out to lunch alone.

'Gesundheit.'

"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

Claw machine vaccine.

Distance to avoid contagion

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash