Gear Wrangler Gifts

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The First Martian Dog.

Distance to avoid contagion

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

King kong 5 G.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."