Gear Wrangler Pillows

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Distance to avoid contagion

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Two robots are playing table football.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"