Will Wrangler Gifts

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Remember last year? You dug up his flower garden and planted potatoes...?'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The Specimen Hunter

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Haircuts

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."