Wannabe Wrangler Gifts

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Zorro as a child.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'OK...now what?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

A young boy shaving

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.