Talent Wrangler Gifts

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'Beware of the teenager.'

The First Day Back

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'