Rookie Wrangler Gifts

"This way, O' Brien."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The First Martian Dog.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'