Rooster Wrangler Gifts

It might not be a hard job, but it's a stressful one: Everybody notices when you mess up...'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"You turned all night long!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The First Martian Dog.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Cow Pilot.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'