Reindeer Wrangler Gifts

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Dog Chasing Santa

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Santa's landing crew.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Reindeer

Christmas tree exchange

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Snake Dress-Up

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Taxi

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."