Reindeer Wranglers Gifts

'Honey, have you seen my suit?'

Interior design trends for parents....

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Reindeer

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Christmas tree exchange

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Babies

Great Moment in North Pole History

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Taxi

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Super Homeworld

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'