Retail Wranglers Gifts

Super Homeworld

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Interior design trends for parents....

"Everything's gone up."

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Why you must go to work

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Babies

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Returns"

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Sold It All.

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

Profit Cowboy

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"Any chance of some credit?"

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"