Regulation Wranglers Gifts

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Everything's gone up."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

How Many It Takes

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Stethoscope line.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Upload Filter

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

Net Neutrality

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

GDPR compliant

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super Homeworld

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"