Regulation Rambler Gifts

Licensing Officer

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

How Many It Takes

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

Stethoscope line.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

Affordable Cartoon Act

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Can you do another draft of this? There's still a couple of sentences people might understand

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

IRS-Audits. You must be this tall to pay taxes. I hope I'm not dreaming.

Telecoms Law

"These new regulations will completely change how we get around them, sir."

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'