Realty Rambler Gifts

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"You live here in a prime location in the city center. . . man, I wish I could afford that!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

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Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Coarse Fishing.

A heron wearing waders.

Licensing Officer

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested