Recruitment Rambler Gifts

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Artex cartoon

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Licensing Officer

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

'He's suspended for the remainder of the season. His random test came back positive for infidelity.'

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"

"Recruiting new staff is a 'Catch 22', they need to be rational, clear-thinking and saner than average."