Recruitment Rambler Gifts

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Artex cartoon

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

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'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Licensing Officer

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

'He's suspended for the remainder of the season. His random test came back positive for infidelity.'

"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"

"Recruiting new staff is a 'Catch 22', they need to be rational, clear-thinking and saner than average."

"You live here in a prime location in the city center. . . man, I wish I could afford that!"