Renovation Rambler Gifts

Artex cartoon

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Tourism

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

'Even this building is historical. Almost like a ruin.'

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative

"You live here in a prime location in the city center. . . man, I wish I could afford that!"