Renewable Rambler Gifts

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Artex cartoon

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Licensing Officer

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."