Nature Rambler Gifts

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Where the wild things were."

Hither and Yon sign

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"I can see our house from here."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Dam it all

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fork in the trail.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

The Pooperrazzi

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Welcome to Scotland...

Fishing Contest

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.