Forest Ramblers Gifts

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

Mythical lake forest.

Cut down your own tree.

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'Fire straw one!'