Forest Rambler Gifts

This is not a Deer.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Trail mix?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.