Rainforest Rambler Gifts

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Jungle

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Crawling Marathon.

Hillbilly.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

'Fire straw one!'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."