Rainforest Wanderer Gifts

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Jungle

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Trail mix?"

"Where the wild things were."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!