Ranch Rambler Gifts

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."