Rainstorm Rambler Gifts

"I can see our house from here."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Coarse Fishing.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Airport Cheerleader

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'Fire straw one!'