Forest Rambler Mugs

This is not a Deer.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Trail mix?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'I gotta take a four-month dump and No Bran!'