Forest Roamers Mugs

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'If a man talks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?' 'He is a man, isn't he?'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Jungle

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"