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'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Where the wild things were."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Fork in the trail.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Pooperrazzi

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Welcome to Scotland...

Fishing Contest

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Exploring in the countryside.