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Fork in the trail.

I got my hunter, my guthook skinner, my folding lockback, my hatchet and saw. I still feel like I'm forgetting something.

'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'

'Don't wander far from the path, there's funny things out there on the moors.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Echo Valley - "Okay who's shout is it?"

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

'It really does look like a giant patchwork quilt from up here.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Echo Tourists.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Followed by a cactus...

"I like to think of myself as a free-range human being."

'Where's that wet dog smell coming from?

'I know his tracks go that way, that's why I am going this way.'

'Yes, we're lost! And no matter how far technology advances, you still manage to run us out of cell phone range.'

'Well, well, well.'

Mosquitoes and all the other critters.

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

Nature Perspectives...

'What will it be: restaurant or restroom?'

'The weatherman said a foot of snow was going to fall today, but it would be concentrated in a very small area.'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Exploring in the countryside.

Hiker's right of way.

'We're somewhere new! We're somewhere new!'

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

Tourists are faced with the options of 'left' 'right' and 'forward'.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Welcome to Scotland...

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