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'We are communicating better but we are still not out of woods.'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

"Are you okay? You've gone a funny colour..."

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

Walking in the woods.

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Tree Tunnel

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"Did you hear something?"

Scary story time at math camp.

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

A tree falls in the forest and no one is around.

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Complaining fir tree

"No, still there."

Redwood diversion.

"Je crois que je me suis egare."

Robert Frost Watches One More Episode

German Woodsman

"I smell petroleum reserves."