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'We are communicating better but we are still not out of woods.'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Tree Tunnel

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

Walking in the woods.

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Did you hear something?"

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Complaining fir tree

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

A tree falls in the forest and no one is around.

"You look ridiculous."

"No, still there."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Parrot Perch

"I smell petroleum reserves."

"Very few leave the grove!"