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"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

ET Mishap

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Trail mix?"

"I love this time of day."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Where the wild things were."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

When clowns are hunting.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

School trip little porters.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Baby squirrel & Berries