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'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'

'Son, it's a jungle in there.'

Danger - Slow Sand.

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.