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"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"I've seen some bad roughs before. . . but this is ridiculous!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

Hither and Yon sign

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"