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'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Quick-To-Criticize Sand

'Spruce up... here comes Auduben.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

"Sorry, Guv, I don't cross the Orinoco this time of night."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Jungle Stores.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.