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'You both know I appreciate you raising me, but I have some news.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Jungle Stores.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."