Jungle Exploring Pillows

'You both know I appreciate you raising me, but I have some news.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Jungle Stores.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'