Jungle Trekking Pillows

'Spruce up... here comes Auduben.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

"Sorry, Guv, I don't cross the Orinoco this time of night."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Jungle Stores.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."