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'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Deforestation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

ET Mishap

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Where the wild things were."

"I love this time of day."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Trail mix?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

The High Line at Giza

A man rakes a tree

"Don't even think about it."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'