Forest Walker Gifts

'If a man talks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?' 'He is a man, isn't he?'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Deforestation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

ET Mishap

'Oh, crap.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Trail mix?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Where the wild things were."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Beaver tower

"Don't even think about it."

A man rakes a tree

The High Line at Giza

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"