Forest Explorer Gifts

Not far enough. Keep going.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Bear toilet.

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

'This is just typical of you, Bud - you can't finish anything!'

Scout Stuff.

'HNo wait - they taste better if you let them marinate longer!'

'Hey there, it's Yoga Bear!'

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

'Food fight!'

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

Deer selling Headlight shades

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'I've got a part-time job.'

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?: "Did YOU hear it?"

They were never seen again.

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'

Beaver tower

'My tap root reaches all the way to China.'

"Just once I'd like to eat without cringing in terror."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'No, no, no, I have my ball... I lost the course.'

"For the last time kid, we are the golden larches. You cannot have french fries!"

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

Estate agent bear showing another bear around a cave pointing to the woods as "Loo..."

Traffic calming ahead.

Wide Load.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

'Frank, I can't find my glasses, have you seen them?'

Dam it all

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.