Forest Explorer Pillows

Not far enough. Keep going.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Bear toilet.

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

'This is just typical of you, Bud - you can't finish anything!'

'Hey there, it's Yoga Bear!'

'HNo wait - they taste better if you let them marinate longer!'

Scout Stuff.

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

Deer selling Headlight shades

'Food fight!'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'

'I've got a part-time job.'

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?: "Did YOU hear it?"

They were never seen again.

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'Must have been some game animals playing here.'

'Frank, I can't find my glasses, have you seen them?'

'Little Billie wanted to come along but we couldn't possibly take him with us.'

'I see the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter.' 'Careful, they can see you.'

Hunters in a forest.

"Just once I'd like to eat without cringing in terror."

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'No, no, no, I have my ball... I lost the course.'

Car Crossing

Traffic calming ahead.

'Well, what do you see out there, Ed?'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"For the last time kid, we are the golden larches. You cannot have french fries!"