Forest Exploration Pillows

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Please Wait Here to Be Eated

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Believe me, carbon dioxide guitar loses its cool after you've sen it a couple times."

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Hunter looking at sign NOOKs and CRANNIES

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"No, kids, Grandma isn't 'way older' than these trees."

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Local Knowledge

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.