Forest Adventurers Gifts

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Notice - Beware of the Log.

Timber!

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I'm winded. You're not going to tell anyone about this, right?"

"I thought you were a tele-bark-eter."

'Ummm... you do know that camo doesn't actually make you invisible, right Larry?'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Not that net!'

Fly Football

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

ET Mishap

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Where the wild things were."

"I love this time of day."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'