Woodland Walkers Gifts

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Don't even think about it."

"I brought cocoa."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

The High Line at Giza

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'