Woodland Walker Gifts

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Wildlife

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Trail mix?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I brought cocoa."