Woodland Walker Gifts

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Wildlife

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.