Woodland Warrior Gifts

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

'Well, to counteract human activities, we'd better start planting trees ourselves...'

'Marjorie and Brian got an expert to help them protect the local wood...'

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Monkey-artist

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'