Wildlife Warrior Gifts

"Karl! What happened?"

"The guy in the next apartment is a big-game hunter."

Hunters given the finger bird by birds.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Elephant Hunting

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Sure, I'm calmer. I'm just concerned the tranquilizer darts may be habit-forming."

'My main fear is that we'll become extinct before we're discovered.'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Stop animal cruelty protesters being cruel

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Toad roadkill.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Endangered Species.

The Western Black Rhino is now extinct: 'Bye guys. I'll see you soon.'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back... I'll bring them your way next time...'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'

"I have such bad luck. What could be worse than being born without a trunk?"

'I thought I asked you to watch its head!?'

Fish in cape: Man of Steelhead

Hedgehog crosses the road at special hedgehog crossing.

Hunter Caught In Bear Trap.

Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

King of the Jungle

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'