Wildlife Warrior Mugs

"Karl! What happened?"

"The guy in the next apartment is a big-game hunter."

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Hunters given the finger bird by birds.

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

Elephant Hunting

"Sure, I'm calmer. I'm just concerned the tranquilizer darts may be habit-forming."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'My main fear is that we'll become extinct before we're discovered.'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Stop animal cruelty protesters being cruel

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back... I'll bring them your way next time...'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

Toad roadkill.

'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'

Endangered Species.

"I have such bad luck. What could be worse than being born without a trunk?"

The Western Black Rhino is now extinct: 'Bye guys. I'll see you soon.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

King of the Jungle

Pollution causes species extinction.

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

Fish in cape: Man of Steelhead

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Bear in mind that there are bears in these woods.

Orange Bengal Tiger

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'