Wildlife Warriors Mugs

"To hell with the company's cloud strategy! As a shareholder, I want to know the company's stand on the endangered black-footed ferret."

IUCN Pronouns

Behring Sea Fishing Rights

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Frankly, I'm not sure your disguise will fool the poachers..."

"Welcome to Compulsive Eaters Anonymous..."

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Piranhaclaus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

"Smokey The Tree"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Save the unicorn.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Touché"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'