Wildlife Warden Mugs

Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge

State Park opening times.

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

'We have a weird hostage situation unfolding up on Pinecrest Ridge!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Monkey-artist

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'